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PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
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Zabavka Syndrome

When you eat guľaš so much, it makes you sick.
P: We have guľaš, do you want some?
M: I can't, I have Zabavka Syndrome.
by RaMi0 May 14, 2023
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inflatable head syndrome

A disease in humans that causes the victim to believe that everything they say or do is ultimately correct.

Symptoms may include arrogance, aggressive behavior, self imposing of deity-like traits, and in some rare cases, jaundice. More case studies reveal that IHS can be linked to anxiety, eating disorders, and other mental health disorders that are similar to ADHD.
Person 1: I've come to ignore President Trump's bravado, mostly because of my belief that he has inflatable head syndrome.
Person 2: Well maybe you have it too!
by robthesaxplayer November 17, 2018
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milad syndrome

A syndrome that gives you the urge to lick ass immediately. This makes your school teachers give you better grades, but also makes all the other students hate you.
Person 1: "Oh my god is he out licking ass again?"
Person 2: "Yeah i think he has the milad syndrome"
by Sechtiw December 14, 2016
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Claytonator syndrome

When you’re attract to Kai clayton without being paid.
Hi I can’t come into work today I have claytonator syndrome
by goodlooker1010101 November 19, 2020
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new school syndrome

when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
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Britonous Syndrome

The syndrome in which lacks an attention span lasting longer than 30 seconds
“Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”

“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”
by numbnut March 10, 2019
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