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My sex is male
by The Oity One January 24, 2025
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an edible fruit produced by the Malus domestica tree, a species in the Rosaceae family. Apples are typically round, with a smooth skin that varies in color (red, green, yellow, or a mix), and have a crisp, juicy interior containing seeds in a central core. They are cultivated worldwide and consumed fresh, cooked, or processed into products like juice, cider, and sexsauce.

Native Dialect of Georgia minor
Bot 1: Man I love sex pie. It's so good
Bot 2: FR!
by bruhbruhrbuhrburb January 28, 2025
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sex is like falling into a Grand Canyon!!

no actually, sex is fuck and fuck is sex!

nah for real, Sex is a multifaceted concept with biological, psychological, and social dimensions.
sex is how you were born. sex is the only way to reproduce!
him- let's contribute to the world population.
her- what?
him- let us have sex and produce a bunch of babies!!
her- how about 23?
by abirwastaken January 30, 2025
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Sex

I pounded my cock into her already soaking wet pussy and she let out a moan "JOE UHHH HARDER JOE HARDER" so I did, pounding her small pussy more and more until I felt myself cum inside her. She loved it when we did it doggystyle.

The next night I layed her down in bed and took her bra off to expose her big titties and began feeling them and sucking her nipples, I felt Mimi slip off my pants as I moved down to her's, noticing that were wet with her juices once again. She started rubbing my throbbing dick and I decided to finger her vagina. Starting with two fingers I entered her vagina and she gasped, but I wasn't satisfied with that so pulling my fingers out of her, I licked them and then let my tongue roam her pussy flaps allowing her juice to enter my mouth, she tasted great. we stayed like that for a few minutes, my hands on her large boobs feeling their squishy texture before I sat up swallowing all her cum before I decided to plunge all four fingers into her inviting pussy, pulling out and then pushing back in as fast as I could, I then heard her finally organsm.

Mimi then pushed me away and grabbed my huge penis licking at sucking on it like a good whore for the rest of the night.
It was the best sex of my life
by anonymous February 9, 2025
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Monkey sex

When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON
by penis38485 February 12, 2025
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Phone Sex

Another term for Wireless power-sharing, the idea being that when two phones are sharing power, they're actually having "phone sex" with eachother, the one giving power being the male, and the one receiving it being the female.
Bro 1: Hey bro, my phone is low, can you turn on your wireless power sharing?
Bro 2: Ew, my phone doesn't consent to phone sex..
Bro 1: But you're the male..?
Bro 2: you ain't robbing my battery life with your phone orgy's get lost
bro 1: *sobs*
by SICKPIGS February 15, 2025
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Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025
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