Slamming hams

When two women violently ram their twats together to encourage mutual climax.

“Becky and sally where slamming hams for two hours straight”

by James P Stark October 16, 2025

The Hamworthy Backblow

Where a man blows the back out of a girl and where she can’t walk for a week

I did the Hamworthy Backblow on my partner

by K1NGS_DsJs2021 October 25, 2025

Go Hammitt

Fuck shit up

We are going to tear something up. Let's Go Hammitt.

by Smith2217 October 28, 2025

vegetable hammer

Extremely blunt knife.

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"That's not a knife; that's a vegetable hammer

by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

Faircloth Hamplug

This is a secret menu item found at a popular baked ham restaurant specializing in honey-baked meats. Typically ordered when multiple bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea occur. The process is essentially where an entire bone-in baked ham is inserted in the anus and then the bone quickly removed. Leaving behind a plug made entirely of succulent ham.

I went down to Nogales for breakfast this morning and I've been on the toilet all day. Looks like I'll be ordering a Faircloth Hamplug for dinner tonight.

by Tnutbusterparfait December 11, 2025

Quirk Hammett

See: Kirk Hammett, quirky lead guitar player for Metallica

One notable attribute of Quirk Hammett is his extensive collection of horror movie memorabilia."

by 767Flyer December 14, 2025