You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

I'M GAY!

#### off homophobes

"I'm gay #### off homophobes"

"no #### you"
😭
Being gay means you like ppl of the same sex lol and homophobes are ppl who don't like the gays. Ppl who are gay might sat I'M GAY!

by thebaeanman April 3, 2024

Gay God

from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3

Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!

A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<

by tv_girl August 5, 2025

Gay ass nigga

Stupid nigga who ain't get no bitches so he likes men

Henry: Sup dawg
Julien: remember when I squeezed your ass so hard you came
Henry: shut the FAWK up you Gay ass nigga

by I'm a real nigga June 23, 2023

Gay

Me myself and I
(Maybe you too)

Person: Whos gonna be your husband in the future?
Gay woman: um *nervous lesbian sweat*

by Audi— March 23, 2022

gay boy

Max Richardson

yeh- that's Max richardson.- he is a gay boy.

by oooohyeahhhhh November 18, 2019

Captain Gay

Captain Gay is an awesome super hero that wears a rainbow flag as a cape, and has a mini transgender flag on (because he is transgender). He also wears rainbow suspenders and a rainbow word shirt, with grayish/ black skinny jeans, eyeliner, and black converse Chuck Taylor's. Don't forget about his sidekick captain Blurry face. And they are the most friendly super hero's ever. He can charm everyone, while she can blast good music.

Captain gay is here, so is Captain blurry face, time to rock out.

by Captain gay's favorite fan March 31, 2017