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by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

Cock Nugget

A Lethargic piece of fecal matter excreted through the urethra. Usually done by sailors, pirates and Men who dress up as owls.

That Pirate just laid an enormous cock nugget on the starboard.

by Gary the hammer December 18, 2008

Cock

A cock is a male bird

Boy: holy shit look at that cock flying in the air

Girl: wow that’s a big cock

by itsyaboi132 April 30, 2019

Cock Smoker

1. People who actively burn penis or penises and proceed to suck on it.
2. Another name for a toothy blow job.

WOAH, your penis looks terrible, is your girlfriend a cock smoker?

by Side Burny’s May 12, 2020

National grab cock day

8th of March is when girls grab our willies for bants n that

“Oh shit it’s national grab cock day what a result’

by longshlongethan February 24, 2021

cock suckerberg

when someone sprays you with semen while wearing a Mark Zuckerberg mask, and screaming out cock sucker.

Hunter: I totally got cock suckerberg'd last night by Andrew

Andrew: yoo I didn't do that, Jarrell did

Jarrell: I just used my orbital cannon in my pants

by dirty cumsock January 25, 2023

cock snaffler

A female or gay male who goes round the orgy getting all the other men off right at the beginning meaning they are all on ‘cool down time’ and there is no cock left for anyone else

Better get to the orgy early, Kai is such a cock snaffler that there won’t be any left for anyone else.

by 2can Chu March 25, 2024