Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.

What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?

by Bballdemon July 8, 2022

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Hot Diggity Daffodil

An okay punk band from Cincinnati Ohio consisting of four dudes who don't really but sorta know how to play instruments.

"You guys know that band Hot Diggity Daffodil?"
"No"

by Dinospimoni July 8, 2022

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Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell

Gave that dancer a hot pocket

by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022

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A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.

That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

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