Dinner Table Widow (DTW)

A person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarrassingly alone to finish off your meal; this circumstance often requires that the dinner table widow (DTW) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, "Do people think I got ditched mid-meal??" The humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. BTW, I wrote this while I was a DTW, in an attempt to look like I was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. Damn it.

Hey: are you gonna be gone long? I don't wanna end up a dinner table widow (DTW).

Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

bag of wind

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow

by littlejimmie April 7, 2019

Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

Windbreaker

Anyone who breaks wind, either accidently or intentionally, e.g. for competitive purposes.

Shortly after a meal of sauerkraut, beans and beer, I turn into a real windbreaker

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

white widow

A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.

"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."

by jerry January 26, 2004

Windows Movie Maker

A nice little program that basic people use to get the job done. Exports a low quality film, usually plagued with stupid white text on blue background. Those who just want to "get the job done" use this tool, while the rest of us would desire something else such as Sony Vegas, or Adobe After Effects.

Windows Movie Maker is good for those little projects where you don't care how good it looks.

by Da Milkman February 24, 2009

Windows

Air condtioning is like computers, as soon as you open windows it stops working.

"ERROR
Windows has preformed the 326 illegal operation today and will have to restar for the 327th time for no apprent reason"

by Anonymous October 31, 2003