Tool Truck

Variation on the term tool. Used to describe a person that has surpassed the lower forms of tool tool box and tool shed.

Dude did you smoke the rest of my shit?
Yeah I was all out and broke til payday.
You fucking tool truck!

by Buddhadaddy September 28, 2008

tool

a person who has idiotic tendencies, and who performs moronic acts

WOW! that guy's a tool; or why is he being such a tool?

by eliza cass and kelly decker August 12, 2008

Tool

An insult given to a gullible, clueless, or easily persuaded individual. When used as a noun, a tool is simply an object that can make an impossible task possible. (i.e., removing a screw without a screwdriver)

For example:

Mary: “Pass me a tool, Sally.”

Sally: *Innocently picks up Jim and deposits him at Mary’s feet.*

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Tool-Based Massive Anneurism

A brain explosion caused by listening to to much Tool.

This poor kid died of a Tool-Based Massive Anneurism.

by Rsynv5 August 30, 2009

Tool

A jerk, asshole; a dick or a schmuck; from "tool" as a synonym for a penis.

Dick Cheney is such a tool!

by Egypt Steve October 22, 2009

Tool

The title of a person of the male gender who breaks the "bros before hos" clause in secton III article 2 of Man Law.

Jim is skipping poker night to go see a movie with Mary. He is such a tool.

by Father of Man Law December 14, 2009

Toolan

An individual who has the appearance of a marijuana user, or "pothead". Speaking of heads, this person is also charecterized by having an abnormally large head. When driving under the influence of marijuana, they are prone to slowing and stopping at lights that have already turned or have been green and stopsigns. This hold up of traffic can last for abnormally large amounts of time, sometimes even a full song. They are also well known for being able to state the obvious in conversations and situations. Has dreams of eventually living in Europe, but as of now they can be found behind the customer service desks of local grocery stores.

Guy 1: You see that pothead over at customer service?

Guy 2: You mean Toolan?

by wiggleworms February 23, 2010