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Trucker beer 

Free beer given away by a trucker, usually found at rest area's in the bathroom or truck gas-stations like Pilot, TA, Love's. It should -- but will not always be-- left with a note that says, "Free beer, can't keep it in truck," or, "Free trucker beer, can't keep it in truck." If you see this note, you're golden. Open, pour, and enjoy. You deserve it.
"I drank half a six-pack of Sierra Nevada last night and left the rest of the trucker beer behind another truck. During my 15-minute pre-trip, I get to the back of the trailer and it was already gone! No note or anything!" (True story)
Trucker beer by sleepfan February 26, 2017
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Trucker Splash 

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.
Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?
Trucker Splash by Oxygen Max March 25, 2017

trucker bath 

Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"

Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"
trucker bath by Gregge September 15, 2017

truckersexual 

An attractive man with truckerlicious qualities such as messy hair, unkempt beard, baggy jeans, work boots, and t-shirts with holes.
He showed up to the event looking intentionally truckersexual in appearance.
truckersexual by Overplugged September 20, 2017

truckerpillar 

1) People that look for pills on the bathroom floor of a truck stops
2) sex position in which the female head enters the male's asshole
3) the trucks that look like caterpillars
"I hate those wandering people that become truckerpillars "
"Stick your head up there, let's do the truckerpillar."
"That truck looks cool... It's like a caterpillar, it's a tuck though. It's a truckerpillar."

Tucked Turkey 

A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.
My friend has an amazing tucked turkey which I would love to play with all night long.
Tucked Turkey by MaDDoG44 June 1, 2018
A trucker is a persone that does not watch many show and mostly watch the most popular ones, but when watch them start immediately to be a trash and number one fan by buyin everything about the show, stalking the cast and only talk about that show in all the conversations
Jimmy is a such a TRUCKER for stranger things!”
Trucker by Guccitrash June 9, 2018