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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To have an affair with a woman/multiple women, preferably from Argentina. Email is the main form of communication, although in this case, an actual visit is needed.
Press: Where is Sanford?

Joel Sawyer, Sanford's spokesperson: Uhh...He's... Hiking the Appalachian Trail...Yeah, that's the ticket.
by kneenuh July 12, 2009
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oregon trail

my ex boyfriend's dick
me:do you remember when I first came on the oregon trail?
ex: yeah, we came together
by vateverya September 29, 2011
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

For a man to have vaginal sex with a woman who is not his wife. Can be used as a reference to a married man having an illicit sexual affair, and deceiving everyone about it by telling them he's doing something else.

"The Appalachian Trail" refers to the woman's vagina.

Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, flew to South America to see his mistress and told everyone, including his staff, that he 'would be gone for a few days hiking the Appalachian Trail.'
"Does Bob's wife know he's taking that hot secretary with him on his business trip? Looks to me like he's planning on hiking the Appalachian Trail."
by impulsiveone July 16, 2009
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treasure trail

the trail of pubic hair from the mid stomach to the penis and/or vagina in which crabs can gain access to the belly button.
when i went down on jordans mom, i followed her bushy treasure trail and i felt that the chest may as well have been empty.
by oscarl January 13, 2009
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race traitor

Anyone who goes out/sleeps with someone of a differant skin colour...Mainly used by the White Power Movement.
OMFG that Girl is sleeping with a dirty Nigga you fucking race traitor!

Man# Chareleen why you sleeping wid that kike? you race traitor
Girl# you know why Curtis your dick is too small.
by Master Patrick Claire Thompson November 26, 2006
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Tractoring

When you smoke out of a bong backwards.

I.E. Putting tin foil with small holes on top and smoking from the bowl.
Eric was tractoring last night and got so messed up he wandered around the forest for hours.
by PuedesDucharlo November 23, 2010
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Taitz

When one has sex with 8 different girls in one night. Half have to be jewish. NO MUSLIMS
Dean: Hey i pulled a Taitz last night
Ahron: Really you fucked 8 girls in one night.
by Cunglo Kim January 24, 2011
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