thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011

My thing

My thing is used as a title to describe someone you’re in a “thing” with. Your thing is someone you love unconditionally, your best friend and your soulmate. The conventional scary labels of society have swayed you away from the terms “boyfriend” and “girlfriend”, but your love for your thing means you insist on some form of commitment. You could never let them slide away that easily, they mean too much, so you tie yourself together with the title of a thing. Thus, them becoming your thing. Having someone as your thing can sometimes mean more than a relationship, you’re not worried and caught up about the intricacies, you are their thing, they are your thing and that’s all that matters.

“Hey who are you writing love letters to chloe”

“Oh, just to my thing”

by TheResultOfMyBestiesEarache August 4, 2020

the first thing

A thing that happens before other things.

The first thing Sally did was eat cereal in the morning..

by Anonymous McDonalds Worker February 27, 2018

for one thing

For a particular example

For one thing, the air was damp and chilly, and there was no sun.

For one thing, you must work harder.

by Dennis April 22, 2005

thing

A name applied to someone or something that isn't even worth being called by name. Someone not human.

Rehmeyer is a 'thing'. he's not even worthy of being addressed by name.

by hiejd March 4, 2008

No Long Thing

its used to say dat everything will be fine, like if somebody has a problem and u want to make him feel better u or to make urself feel better about a situation

you're having a conversation with ur pal in school and he says: hey i missed my test
you say:so what are u going to do about it
he says: i don't know
you say: No Long Thing, u'll get it worked out

by ibk September 4, 2005

sure thing

80s term. means a person that will definatly give you sex, no excuses, no ifs ands or buts. Sex is imminant

Bro I'm going over to heathers house later, she is a sure thing

by KungFu April 5, 2005