Theory of retrospective return

Theory of retrospective return; when one purchases a good from an auction, online or not, in the view that should the person ever require that item in the future, he quite possibly purchased it at a price well below market or retail price. Therefore making a retrospective return.

James buys 65 fun size garden gnomes because they were only $15 in an online auction. Several weeks later, James is held hostage and his captors demand 65 fun size garden gnomes. Fun size garden gnomes retail for $2 each. The Theory of retrospective return demonstrates that James made a return of $115.

by benjamin g October 15, 2008

The Albemarle County Theory

The theory that all hot guys in Albemarle County,VA will move,turn gay,realize they are a woman,or get a bad haircut,therefore ruining any hotness they ever had.

Also,this theory includes Alec,who suffers from Can't-Keep it-in-his-pants-itis.Lucky for him,hes pretty hot.Makes up for it.

"Hey,that WAHS boy is pretty hot."
"He realized last week hes a woman."
"Dammit!This proves The Albemarle County Theory."

"Wow,that guy from AHS is cute"
"Hes moving to Nebraska"
"Stupid Albemarle County Theory has to be right every time."

by jooincville April 8, 2009

Game Theory Bait

AKA Theorybait; is a type of video game (usually in the indie horror genre) with a ton of overcomplicated and contrived lore that doesn't need to be there, these games are usually made only to get attention from big YouTubers like Game Theory or Markiplier.

game theory bait includes games like fnaf, batm, hn

these games become especially clear with tweets from devs like

I believe @MatpatGT is really going to enjoy this 👀

by mealon March 31, 2023

The Big Wank Theory

A theory that says that the universe, life, and everything in between is the result of God releasing premature ejaculation.

I just explained to my astronomy teacher about The Big Wank Theory and now I am sitting in ISS.

by Pickle Richard October 11, 2019

Shafe-zip theory

Logic shows that the meaning of life is to live, and that the answer to life is to die. Thus the universe doesn't not work.

i cant explain it too well

by adam April 21, 2005

big bang theory

The name of an orgy containing more than 10 people, it was the best thing in the world hence the nerds adapted the name for creation of the universe(what they thought to be the best)

Yo bitch lemee show u my big bang theory, round up ur hoe chearleaders

by YO MY HO February 24, 2003

trickle down theory

The theory that rich people will spend their money on either useless crap, or hire people for their personal or corporate businesses - either way, other people further down the food-chain will get paid. Because as we all know, poor people can't pay other poor people. You want a job that pays actual money? The Trickle Down Theory means that the rich guy will be the one to sign the check. The Trickle Down Theory works for other non-rich folk too. They get paid, they go to the store to buy stuff - which means the money goes towards helping the economy, and helps pay the salary of other poor folk. Ok so the rich idiot diva daughters get $200,000 cars, but the guys that build and paint and ship and sell those cars get paid for it. They in turn can pay others who do other jobs and spend money at other stores and services. See how that works? That's the Trickle Down Theory.

Poor Guy: "This blows! I need a job so I can pay my rent."
Other Poor Guy: "Sorry dude, I can't afford to hire you since I'm poor too."
Some Rich Guy: "Hey, I'll give you a job and pay you some of my rich-guy money to do it! You make money, I get a job done, it's win-win!"
Poor Guy: "Yay! The Trickle Down Theory works!"

by Voice Of Reason April 15, 2013