Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

carpet fire

When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.

Brady Morrison : you wanna do a carpet fire?
Girl: yes i love being caught on fire it’s so hot.

by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025

Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.

Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021

Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.

Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.

by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021

carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

by atboggs September 16, 2012

carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023