by DickDurkley April 20, 2019
Get the Magic Carpet Ride mug.When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.
by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025
Get the carpet fire mug.by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021
Get the Sniff the carpet mug.An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.
Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!
Kid 2: Make me!
Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA
House gets destroyed.
Kid 2: Make me!
Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA
House gets destroyed.
by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021
Get the Carpet Square Arena mug."Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
by atboggs September 16, 2012
Get the carpet painter mug.by Golden silence June 11, 2022
Get the carpet hotdog mug.When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023
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