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tongue chowder

the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."

Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013
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Spur Tongue

When a person is talking and their words don’t spare your feelings or are meant to hurt you with personal insults or ruthless truthfulness.
She cut him down with her spur tongue and destroyed his ego.
by Todd Dammit April 10, 2024
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Speaking in Tongues

The act of grabbing and securing ones balls with teeth, and licking the secured edges like an oversized ice-cube.
Did you see Pastor Browning the other day? I never knew he loved Speaking in Tongues!
by Jesusmyoneandonly June 27, 2021
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Tea Tongue

To lick a pussy as if you are testing the temperature of a hot cup of tea with the tip of your tongue. Usually done by straight girls who are not really into eating pussy, but find themselves in a pussy eating situation.
Friend : How did your threesome go with Chad and his girl Kelly?

Lesbian: It was terrible. After I gave her head, all she did was tea tongue my pussy for 3 minutes. Then she went back to fucking her boyfriend. Fucking straight girls....
by AyeYoBish June 22, 2017
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tongue kagels

I just licked 250 envelopes. I really got my tongue kagels in today.
by Ron Plaetzer July 13, 2006
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my tongue tastes like tongue

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass
by ok dumbass April 16, 2020
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toad tongue

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.
So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.
by majormagoo January 18, 2009
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