by 3rd gen July 09, 2021
A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.
Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"
Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"
Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"
Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
by CADAVER1986 August 17, 2011
To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
by Ed the Trell January 06, 2019
When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.
by Wood in stink tounge in pink September 09, 2022
by 123BlondeBombshell December 26, 2017
A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.
by JITE MUFFIN February 25, 2010
The mass that Swamp Thing broke off of his crotch and gave to Heather Locklear(spelling?) in the movie that made her imagine that her and Swampy(in human form)were having hot sex.
by John the Baptist April 18, 2003