When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up
by Lynsey brolly December 05, 2021
by The Butchrord February 19, 2018
The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.
Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.
Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"
Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"
by Hamasaurus May 10, 2017
An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.
by DennisLeary July 25, 2009
Having 3 or more dicks in your pussy at once
by DaddyNutt September 25, 2018
your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.
Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you
'friend goes out'
rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you
'friend goes out'
rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.
by Craftywanker123321 May 30, 2009
by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004