A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.
by Fakakda November 1, 2018

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."
by Synesthete March 22, 2020

Panda means a girl who wears really bad makeup and thinks she is very cool but actually has no friends :)
-Omg She is such a panda!
by Unknown Jokes February 27, 2017

Someone who is extremely picky with sexual partners. It notoriously difficult to get Pandas to mate in captivity so when someone is referred to as a Panda, they are the type of person who needs the perfect circumstances to hook up otherwise they won't want to have sex.
by Panda_guy April 3, 2024

by Thatotherotherguynamedjoebutno May 24, 2018

Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face
by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020
