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Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.
I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.
by Fakakda November 1, 2018
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Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
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Panda

A man who would rather snuggle and sleep than have sex.
"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."
by Synesthete March 22, 2020
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Panda

Panda means a girl who wears really bad makeup and thinks she is very cool but actually has no friends :)
-Omg She is such a panda!
by Unknown Jokes February 27, 2017
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Panda

Someone who is extremely picky with sexual partners. It notoriously difficult to get Pandas to mate in captivity so when someone is referred to as a Panda, they are the type of person who needs the perfect circumstances to hook up otherwise they won't want to have sex.
He wanted to take her home from the bar but she was acting like a panda.
by Panda_guy April 3, 2024
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Panda

A chubby homosexual male of mixed race, with excessive body hair.
Last night I found a Panda on Grindr. And he was DTF.
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Greasy Panda

Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face
A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"
by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020
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