Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Jack Griffo

Cute Person and I like him

Aww Jack Griffo is so cute!

by KiraKosarinHater June 17, 2018

Jack Take

An opinion so bad about something it goes beyond an L take.

Will: yo, Jack said that battlefield 2042 is “fun”.
Frank: wow thats such a Jack Take.

by Semper-S3XY May 20, 2023

jack the slack

To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm

Will Jack jack the slack tonight?

by EpicEric26 January 19, 2018

Jack Picton

A very hot individual who is considered one of the best people in the world

Look at Jack picton

by Pickletonhaha November 17, 2021

jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded

"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"

by Tanezza May 5, 2010

Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 17, 2012