Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.
by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017
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Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
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verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
by MJPII November 19, 2017
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An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
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Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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