Tech-shit

to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.

don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!

by Julce June 28, 2012

teacherous

mix of teacher and torturous

when a teacher makes you late to your next class

that teacher is teacherous

by Enter name here December 14, 2014

tech dust

crummy substance on the bottom of the tech floors

Oh shit! i got tech dust on my leg!
go on without me

by victim of the dust May 31, 2018

Teachers

The reason that Cool Math Games is blocked and why they banned your life

teachers the demons from hell

by sexy mama oooooooof December 11, 2020

'rect-tech

Technology that improves upon our lives. Useful technology or technology used in a useful, common-sensical, or creative way.

Ben 1:"Yo, this website is an online dictionary of slang with my own definitions."
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"

by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006

Voc Tech

Voc is a shitty school, located in New Bedford, also known as Joke Tech, where these dumbass students think they are cool because they are plumbers.

Dartmouth Kid: “That faggot goes to Voc Tech”
Westport kid: “Oh? You mean Joke Tech?”
Dartmouth Kid: “Same thing”

by that1kidfromMa March 14, 2020

ELA Teacher

An ELA teacher is a woman who has been divorced from their husband and likes to scream at kid for a living because she has nothing better to do with her life.

"My ELA Teacher was hitting a kid with her ruler."

by mhm i agree May 4, 2022