Super straight

normal human: i'm Super straight and i am only attracted to the other chromosome

active twitter user: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Straight Edge

Term that was coined by Minor Threat, a punk band. The "rules" are basically whatever you want, though the basics are usually no drugs, drinking, or slutty sex. Other stuff includes no caffeine, veganism, and no artificual shit.
Stoner: Dude, wanna go smoke with me tomorrow?
sXe: Nah, I'm straight-edge.
by Your Sins Into Me August 12, 2003
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straight jacket

A term for gay people to use when they have to hide their homosexuality for some reason.
My mom is coming into town so me and my boyfriend Keith had to put on our straight jackets and pretend we're just roommates.
by JoeO December 08, 2007
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Straight Baller

Anything that is good, cool, or exciting. Straight baller can be used to describe a noun like a person or car, or it can be used to describe a situation. The more often that a single person uses this word, the more straight baller they become.
"Dude, check out that hot ass girl over there"
"Oh shit!! She's straight baller!!"
by Stevie Johnston September 03, 2007
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straight fire

The strongest kinda bud you can get your hands on

makes your lungs burn
damn that was some straight fire we smoked last night

yo i herd mac freezy got that straight fire
by Andrew November 28, 2004
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Im Straight

something drunk people say when they want people to THINK they are sober; when in reality they are sooo drunk they are walking like they have no backbone. they more the phrase is repeated the more drunk they are.
louie: "how many shots did you have?!"
ruthy: "1"
louie: "it looks like you had 20. are you going to be ok ruthy?"
ruthy: "IM STRAIGHT im straight"
by Luy August 23, 2005
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Straight People

"Wait...are you gay"
"No, I'm a straight people"
by annaa.rosee January 07, 2021
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