suck monkeyhole 

*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

suck monkeyhole by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

Suck my kwan 

An insult much like suck it or suck my wang. 'Suck my kwan' is also the best comeback ever.

Hannah: I hate you.
Alin: Suck my kwan!!!!

Suck my kwan by Mannalin November 6, 2007

Suck it 

the phrase that you can enter into any and all conversation to make it more interesting. And its a nicer way to say fuck you

"During a business presentation"-"Yea so here is a slide of the rainfall percentage in the Amazon, cough...suck it...."

Employee-"Did he just say suck it?, I'm gonna start listening to him now!"

Suck it by Legion4242 December 9, 2010

Suck it up and roll 🤝 

Suck it up and roll means when you are hurt in the inside so you just smoke a lil weed and forget about it 🥰

"I'm not even finna trip, imma just suck it up and roll 🤝."

Suck it up and roll 🤝 by suckitupandrollking November 25, 2020

SUCK MY FINGER 

a term used to be more appropriate then "suck my dick"
for a moment before the word finger is uttered it has a lot of shock value

me: hey man u sucked at basketball today

anthony: oh yeh well suuck my..

Me: :o

Anthony: ..finger

both of us: =D oh man i love saying SUCK MY FINGER

SUCK MY FINGER by sheebes February 1, 2008

Suck Ninja 

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

Suck Ninja by ibehim1 March 28, 2012

Suck my Badminton. 

A phrase to say in your Gym Class When your Playing Badminton, And horribly failing. And then say that you have won. (This shall piss the opposing team to be very pissed off at you.

Ugly stupid girl: Thats not how you play bitch, Now we got a free point.

Awesomely person: "Suck my Badminton." Bitchh! We fucking won GTFO.

Suck my Badminton. by Nigga Bitch February 23, 2013