Sub-Animated State

A substitution to Physicians calling humans "Vegetables" when they are in a coma or unresponsive and saying that they are in a "Vegetative State". Humans are animals and not plants.

The patient has been in a sub-animated state for several weeks. He/she is sub-animate or a sub-animate. The term replaces the uncouth statement that he/she is a vegetable. He or she is in a vegetative state.

by Robert Laity June 29, 2017

Clear Creek State Park

where the kidz from the burgh go to get turnt!!! also the site of a staged colonoscopy-prep walk-a-thon (just a lil fun factoid to throw in there)

You going to Clear Creek State Park this summer? Boy, if you don't, you're MISSING OUT!

by JLC24 March 29, 2019

Jake From State Farm

An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."

Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!

by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019

Banana Peel State

A state whose residents would largely vote for a literal banana peel in a presidential election if it was nominated by the GOP.

Yeah of course Trump dominated Tennessee in the 2020 election - it’s a banana peel state.

by SuperKlyph November 5, 2020

Jake from state farm

Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

You will be inlaid upon a statue

The "ultimate" punish ment given by Baal, when really she is just locking you away where only she can reach you

Raiden shogun:*pulls of booba sword* You will be inlaid upon a statue
Your simp ass: :)

by sjiwkw November 23, 2021

Ohio State

The best college and football team ever and is accused by dipshits as being shity. It really is though a great college and has won MANY sports against MANY teams so I don't know what people think they are fucking talking about because they are just losers who are ashamed because they are not as good as us Ohioans. It's football team has beat it's rival, the Michigan Wolverines, 7 TIMES IN A ROW AND COUNTING. If you have any shit to say about Ohio State you can just fuck off cuz you know damn well we are MUCH better than the shit your team gives off.

Damn girl, that Ohio State jersey looks amazing on you. No wonder Michigan always looses to Ohio State.

by Ohio State rox/Katie November 30, 2010