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Smd(shaking my dick)

A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.
Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

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Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?
by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Shamrock Shaking

when a male dips his genitalia inside a shamrock shake and a female licks in off.
i went shamrock shaking yesterday with betsy
by Betsy Lover February 12, 2024
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Shamrock Shaking

when a male puts his genitalia inside of a shamrock shake and a female licks it off of the males privates.
Bro i went shamrock shaking with the freshmen yesterday.
by Betsy Lover February 12, 2024
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Gang Stalking

Gang stalking is often associated with paranoia or delusional disorders, where individuals believe they are being targeted and harassed by a group of people. These individuals typically experience persistent and intrusive behaviors such as following, surveillance, vandalism, and verbal harassment, which they perceive as orchestrated and organized. The perpetrators, according to the beliefs of those experiencing gang stalking, may include strangers, neighbors, acquaintances, or even governmental agencies. Victims of gang stalking often report feeling intense fear, paranoia, and isolation, as they believe they are being relentlessly pursued and tormented without respite.

While gang stalking is a deeply distressing experience for those who believe they are targeted, it's important to note that there is little empirical evidence supporting the existence of organized gang stalking groups. Instead, mental health professionals often attribute these experiences to underlying psychological conditions such as paranoid delusions, schizophrenia, or other forms of psychosis. Treatment typically involves therapy and medication to address the underlying mental health issues and provide support to individuals experiencing distress related to these beliefs.
She believed she was a victim of gang stalking, convinced that strangers were following her every move and conspiring against her.
by Phycology 101 February 19, 2024
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WZ Stacking

When a squad is within 2m radius with each other and they are camping in one room.
“WZ Stacking needs to be stopped bro.”
by rebirthisland April 9, 2024
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Drain Snaking

The act of inserting an object akin to a drain cleaner or piece of barbed wire (like the “snake” that comes with a bottle of Drain-O) as deep as you can into your urethra, then pulling it out as hard as you can, almost as if you were starting a lawnmower.
I had to go to the hospital last weekend because I was drain snaking too hard.
by I Am The One Who Munts April 17, 2024
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