Squee

Personal noun, 1. The greatest girl in the world, aka Kim, also referred to as Momma.
2. A squee ninja, a small harmless ninja that is cute as hell.
3. A Squee bomb, a shot named after Kim containing Blue Curacao, Hpnotiq, Red Bull and a cherry. Chilled.

My Squee is the greatest!
I would like to order a Squee bomb for my Squee
I love my Squee super bunches more!!

by Crazyhorse (Sin) December 9, 2008

Squeezer

Someone who wears shoes that are too small for them but continues to wear them because they are hot kicks

James:Yo Joey what size are those jordans I want to cop them from you
Joey: they are a size 9
James:whoa I thought you were a size 11
Joey:yea but the shoes are hot tho!!
James: damn kid you are a f***Ing squeezer!!!

by instagram: jeffreyromelus_25 February 3, 2013

Squeezer

Term given to pedophiles by molested youths. Also, a gay male who uses his anal muscles to remove a penis from the rectal cavity.

Jon Kodatt is a squeezer according to both definitions.

by william d willerson February 17, 2003

Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

squeezing the ice cream

1.Thesaurus: spanking the moneky, stoking the salami, playing tommy tank, natwesting, wanking

2.the art of masturbating

I am having another night in squeezing the ice cream

by uney November 13, 2005

squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

by LuvMuscle March 26, 2009

squeezledorfed

fucked way too hard in the side of the head. hurts like a bitch, but you feel impressed to have accomplished it.

I was squeezledorfed yesterday and I think I may be dying from the profusely bleeding wound.

by R7XXX February 18, 2009