No-square sparer

Someone (Person A) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (Person B) a square of toilet paper when Person B has run out of toilet paper. No-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that Person B could exit the stall at the same time as them and initiate an argument.

Person B: Hey, person in the other stall, could I have a square of toilet paper?
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.

Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!

by A Person Named September 15, 2013

Spongebob Squarepants

A show on Nickelodeon that is about a under sea spong with his friend Patrick Star

Spongebob Squarepants has adult jokes hidden and planted everywhere

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

Bearskin Squared

When a couple has sex bare skin on a bear skin rug.

My girl and I rented a log cabin, and did the bearskin squared all weekend.

by captaincrunk May 30, 2016

porn squared

Porn that is running in the background of adult movie you are supposed to be watching. Also known as porn in porn, double porn, double xxx, and xxx-xxx.

Some dude: Hey Lee, did you see that guy bend that girl over and bang her in the ass.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tv that guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.

by sam3333444555 March 6, 2019

white square

Describing a person as acting white and like a square

Person A: HEY WAIT A MINUTE SOMEONE FIXED THE BELLS SO THAT THEY DONT HAVE WHITE SQUARES!
Person B: You're a white square

by Communicatr April 26, 2019

stole it fair and square

1. When you tell the person "hey I'm stealing this (typically an object of no value)" with an undertone of 'and there aint a damn thing you are gonna do about it'.
2. When a person sees you pick up an object and turn and walk away with it and don't say anything about it.

Person one: he said you took his whistle
Person two: yeah but I stole it fair and square man, I told him I was taking it

by Hrmnypeacelove August 11, 2017

No-No Square

It is your personal square that no one can enter (apparently doesn’t apply to uncles).

No-no don’t touch me there this is my No-No Square.

by Lady Berge May 18, 2020