shitty

people who take shits on the floor. People who do this are called "shitty". They are disgusting people who do disgusting things for a small amount of money. I boy i know did this...what a digusting, shitty mug!!!

"omfg "shitty" prick. I cant believe you took a shit on the floor"

by blondeamz91 December 28, 2005

shitty deal

When one is having anal sex with another, pulls out and a load of shit comes out.

MatGrn: "That's the best dick i've ever taken, pull out"
JMOSS: ::pulls out:: "OMG DUDE! I thought you said you douche! What a shitty deal!"

by poser mobile September 6, 2006

shitty pants

you are stuck to your seat in those shitty pants.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Spitting Cobra

While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!

Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)

by Chad Erwin Helton March 19, 2008

Shitty McFuckfuck

shit happens when you party naked.benchedReally really drunk. Wasted.

After all that shitty mcfuckfuck, we woke up naked in the middle of the street. My anus really hurt.

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle December 3, 2005

Shitty Pig

A negative descriptor used like "stupid" or "dumb"

This homework is so shitty pig. I've been working on it for four hours.

by Filledebatteur4 September 28, 2010

Spitting Cobra

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

by Crowface October 21, 2006