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The erection of a male arachnid.
Observe the black widow's eraxis
by Filledebatteur4 March 20, 2010

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When a giraffe swallows a toy jet.
Did you see? That giraffe just swelgagged.
by Filledebatteur4 March 26, 2010

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A negative descriptor used like "stupid" or "dumb"
This homework is so shitty pig. I've been working on it for four hours.
by Filledebatteur4 September 27, 2010

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1. Launched my Kitten

2. Lick my Klit
What did you do today?

Hey could you LMK?
by Filledebatteur4 April 17, 2011

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