Softee

The act of taking a flaccid penis, and sucking on it until erect.

I almost fell asleep last night without and action, luckily my girl gave me a softee, after than it was on.

by Sassy & Bumpy October 8, 2023

Chocolate Soft Serve

A guy sits underneath a chicks asshole as she is about to let out a slimy shit like a soft serve dispenser. You pull her arm down as she shits like its dispensing ice cream into your mouth. She then gets a spoon and eats it out of your mouth.

Hey honey want desert?

Yeah I'm thinking Chocolate Soft Serve.

Sweet me too.

by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 28, 2014

mushing softies

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."

I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.

by The Base April 11, 2016

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

by BB Swan November 8, 2017

E-softboi

An E-softboi is pretty much the softboi and th E-boy combined, the aesthetic of the softboi without the fuccboi personality

Girl A: wow, did you just see that E-softboi he is so perfect

Girl B: he is perfect!

by Softboi November 17, 2019

Wet Softball

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.

Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.

by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020

Bruh softie

A bruh softie is a girl that is both a bruh girl and a soft girl.

Jack: Bro did you hear the new girl is a bruh softie?
Will: Really? That's the girl of my dreams!

by Annyeonghaso anonymous September 13, 2020