You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

soft serve twist ice cream

This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.

I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.

by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008

felix's amazing soft sweet brownies

the best mfing brownies skz can and will ever taste

Person 1: Wow, these are really good!
Bang Chan: Yes, they're felix's amazing soft sweet brownies
Person 2: Recipe, please!
Felix: no, stupid bitch

by dxk0ta_stxyy May 01, 2021

chocolate soft serve machine

Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.

She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.

by d.e.a. August 04, 2007

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

by Bigrig69420 June 27, 2017

Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.

Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"

by SC Locin' August 23, 2014

Black & Gold Lemon Flavoured Soft Drink

The holy grail of drinks, it is by far the best drink ever made beating out Dr Pepper by very little, every sip you take you will love also only 75 cents.

Milo: I think we should get some cola it is so good

Leslie: you are wrong there Black & Gold Lemon Flavoured Soft Drink is the best

Milo: you are so right how can I be so dumb

by Sandy Allen March 08, 2020