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Sashimi Smooth

A term used describe the smooth, sexy, hairless physique of the typical asian male. Sashimi-smooth was first published in the now controversial article "Gay or Asian?" in Details Magazine, April 2004.

It is primarily used by rice queen's and is occasionally used to describe non-asian men.

This term is very flexible as it does not need to apply to the whole body. Definition 3 below provides an example of this.

Note: Describing someone as sashimi smooth does not mean said person is gay, nor does it mean the person describing someone as sashimi smooth is gay.
1. Oh wow, that guy is so hot! If only he were sashimi smooth.
2. I only date asians who are sashimi smooth.
3. roofles, that guy cant grow a beard, his face is sashimi like a 12 year old thai prostitute.
4. That guy is so hot - look at his sashimi smooth chest!
5. Oh wow - that guy would be perfect for my friend Shaun, a rice queen, who only goes for the sashimi smooth.
by Shaun T August 21, 2006
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Tomko Smooth

To be excessivly smooth with the ladies. A surprisingly sexy individual.
That CSF party sucked but he was still Tomko smooth.
by velocarapperstyle December 9, 2008
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Butt Scoot

When a dog drags in butt along a carpeted surface. Usually when the dog has worms.

Also referred to as "the scoots"

Repeated instances of this have been known to cause canine companions to be referred to as "Scoots", "El Scootarino" or "Scoots, the poop-shoot scootin' wonder dog"
I swear to god if your stupid dog does the butt scoot one more time on our freshly cleaned carpet, your mother and I are getting a divorce!
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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statesboro shoot em up

when you get shot in the ball sack or scrotum with an airsoft gun and the bb gets stuck in your ball or scrotum. then while having sex with a girl, you ejaculate the bb and then put it in the same airsoft gun that shot said bb and shot the girl with it. if one plays the "waiting ball showing game," be aware if your victims are crack shots and are armed.
Pat was denyed the rusty trombone by allison so out of a fit of rage he statesboro shoot em upped allison with the bb lodged in his sack which was shot by shea after receiving the goat
by the mudbutt maurader January 11, 2010
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smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring
This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.
by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006
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Smoothito

1. n. A blended burrito to simplify and liquify an otherwise solid and hard-to-eat food.
2. adj. Amazing, boochabla, jaw-dropping.
Damn, girl, this smoothito is simple and delicious.
by Boochabla December 16, 2008
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Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010
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