self-degree burns

Used when someone disrespects or makes fun of themselves.

(also see self burn)

Person 1: "It is clear that no one else had the skills to what I do, or is as stupid"
Person 2: "Woah, some self-degree burns there."

by Youdknow May 27, 2021

rape selfie

When you take a selfie of somebody against his/her will.

- Dang, why did you just put your phone up into my face?
- I took a rape selfie of you.

by hazeray November 10, 2014

Morris Selfie

When a short brunette girl takes a selfie of half her face, with her squad in the background.

'Moz take a Morris Selfie'
'OK everyone smile….'
**takes photo of self with squad in the background posing**

by rotrot April 13, 2015

Higher self

Higher self is a term associated with multiple belief systems, but its basic premise describes an eternal, omnipotent, conscious, and intelligent being, who is one's real self. Blavatsky formally defined the higher self as "Atma the inseparable ray of the Universe and one self. It is the God above, more than within, us". Each and every individual has a Higher self.1

Don't want to be like anyone but my higher self... Who wants to be like someone else you need help

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011

let me take a selfie

When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says

Is late we have to go, but first... Let me take a selfie

by franklyned June 10, 2014

note to self

Verbal comment underlining a topic arising from what has occurred in a conversation or activity. Usually meant to be funny, and probably self directed to defuse an embarrassing situation.

Taken from the habit of people using a recording device to make notes not directly involved with the subject.

A:"So, how did your day go?"
B:"Lousy! I just want to go straight to sleep tonight . . . "
A:"Oh, ok, honey. Note to self: Go and put out the candles in the bedroom."

by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004