Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???

Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though

by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023

Rich

A pure fat ass with a funny face , loves dicksucking people , scared of pussy

hey i’m rich and i’m fat

by ilovefathoes November 21, 2023

Gas-Rich

Meaning they have a ton of natural gas they could be using.

Hym "Hey, speaking of 'gas-rich countries,' where's the gas? In Palestine, I mean. Where exactly IS the gas? It's not... Is it... Is it in the northern part of Gaza? Is THAT where it is? The northern part of Gaza?"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

rich treatment

when someone does or says something dumb or corny and gets jumped for it

yo did you guys see how that fool aaron got the rich treatment?

by carlsbad demon January 2, 2023

Rich day

A day where you can spend lots of money or if a person a very rich person

It’s a rich day

by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

Rich Watching

A phrase used to describe when low class or working class people watch Youtube/Instagram/TikTok stars and envy their rich lifestyles, not realizing that most of those stars came from wealth and had better opportunities because of nepotism. The idea of "becoming rich" doesn't exist in modern times, but "rich watching" has replaced this to make it easier for low and working class people to swallow reality.

"Did you see that new trend on Tiktok?"
"No, sorry, I don't like Rich Watching."

"Huh?"
"I'm not a fan of watching rich people live their rich lives. I need to focus on my own goals."

by EvisceratedinFiction January 8, 2023

Rich

Ha! I knew it! Because he wouldn't have ever meant "actually rich."

Hym "Oooooohhhh... So, when you say 'make poor people rich as fast as possible' you MEAN make the 'Global poor', 'American poor'. And it's a conceptual slight of hand because you're using the relative poverty between the American poor and the global poor as justification for the disparity between the American poor and the ultra wealthy. Again. 'But really the American poor are in the top 1% globally! The fastest way to fix climate change is to turn the rest of the world into American style wage slaves! Come on guys! Get me close to your politicians so I can tell them what to do behind your back and reshape the world in my twisted image.' 'Well, you know if you live in America you're in the top 1%, globally.' So, why should we focus on one disparity over the other? If the richest people are doing THE OPPOSITE of what you said and instead of 'doing half ways intelligent things with the money'and are, instead, shooting the money into space... Why shouldn't we just fix that first?"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2023