Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

redneck ice bucket

Untucking and stretching out your t-shirt to create a pouch to carry ice from an ice machine.

Don didn't have any way to carry the ice back to the hotel room from the ice machine, so he used his redneck ice bucket.

by DGT 4 Life!! October 22, 2015

Redneck

Low class white southern people.
School is stupid to them.

Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.

Example1:

Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?

Person- I have school so no!

Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.

Example2:

Girl- "daddy"

Daddy- "what"

Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?

Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.

by MrsPAYNE21 November 10, 2015

Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

redneck safari

An old trailer park without a fence keeping them in.

Wow that's a crappy looking redneck safari park.

by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018