During the act of anal intercourse, typically in "doggy style" position, the man fingers the the girl to climax, and at that instant, punches her in the kidney and pulls out. The result is the woman shitting everywehre.
by Old McJeezy's Jizz November 16, 2007
describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the penis looking like a clowns nose.
by schoolisgay July 12, 2009
by john May 03, 2006
When you are having doggie-style sex with a girl and you pull out and stick it in her ass. When she turns around in suprise, you punch her in the face!
by Dougie February 27, 2005
mike tieson punched that donkey right in the face
man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl
man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl
by t-radical squared May 12, 2005
The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.
What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?
Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
Man: Are you alright, honey?
Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
by PlayBoyMan April 18, 2016
After getting a blow job, you cum in the eyes of the person who blew you. While the person is wiping his or her eyes, you punch the person in the face as hard as you can.
1. I'm always cloudy punching my girlfriend.
2. She's had a cloudy punch before.
3. I will cloudy punch her twice.
4. How many times do you think Paris Hilton's been cloudy punched?
2. She's had a cloudy punch before.
3. I will cloudy punch her twice.
4. How many times do you think Paris Hilton's been cloudy punched?
by The Biggest Klive ever, a.k.a. Klivey Mclive October 07, 2006