avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning

This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.

by JambaJay April 3, 2020

Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes

San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes

by DeathNote1 September 22, 2020

Chocolate puke

The scent of an Advil Liqui-Gels bottle freshly opened.

This Advil bottle smells like chocolate puke.

by Captntristan March 6, 2021

sticky pokey

a tool used to pack a cone or clear a bowl of the great mary jane

“hey wanna pack a cone?”
“yeah, hand me a sticky pokey”

“wheres the sticky pokey i need to clear the bowl piece”

by genibobeni March 17, 2021

RottenRas'puke'tin

When a dirty rotten Russian pukes in a empty baked bean tin and leaves it on a bench with a note signed lover of the Russian Queen!!

At least it was a tidy puke someone might benefit from the RottenRas'puke'tin that I left for someone.

by KGBG May 22, 2021

Hokey pokey

The government going round in circles by frequently implementing lockdown restrictions due to their failure to governor and keep their citizens safe by waiting until there is a new spike of infections

You put your household in, your kiddies out, in out in out spread it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn around what's that? A third lockdown.

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Little Pokey’s Room

A place where only legends and absolute units use the restroom.

I have to use the little pokey’s room.

by Bigboy335 July 8, 2021