puddledink

Squeezing your cock, then pissing until it forms a bulge, and then releasing. AKA Piss bomb

I'm gonna puddledink all over your mom's face.

by Iced T October 12, 2006

puddle bunny

A female that resembles a rabbit or hare that has drowned in a shallow form of water that preys on inebriated men

Hey bro, I cant believe that you boned that puddle bunny last night!

by bigsexydude October 7, 2009

puddle smuggling

When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.

Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber

Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles

Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!

by zzzaxx August 3, 2010

Puddin Tup

Gay men having sex, and then proceed to climax into a pudding cup, in which he fills with his juices. And the other male then drinks/eats. (unsure which it would be considered at this time.)

Man me and Carlos were getting at it and then we decided to puddin tup! His juices taste good with chocolate!

by Teh_Kool_Gay_Mannnn November 12, 2010

puddin hatch

A slang term for a woman's vagina.

When I pulled out the condom was totally still in her puddin hatch.

by booboobear1010 May 2, 2012

Puddingaling

A flaccid penis. A combination of the words 'pudding' and 'dingaling'.

John got pantsed and we all had a glorious view of his puddingaling.

by updownleftrightwasd August 19, 2012

Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.

1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.

by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012