Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

fried potato

The most delicious food you will ever eat.
Also known as: FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

Niels: Yo do they have any fried potatoes here?
Will: You mean fries or what bitch?

by nielsfage September 6, 2018

street potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"

by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019

Undercover Potato

A potato on a mission
(please publish)

"Wait, you're the undercover potato!" screamed the kittens.

by Pigeon of the Rain November 3, 2019

Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister

I did the baked potato surprise yesterday

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

Hot Potato

When you pass around the bong quickly so the weed stays lit. This eliminates the need to keep relighting the bowl, as well as preventing anyone in the rotation from hogging it. Playing hot potato leads to a fast pace and intense smoke sesh which will get everyone very high, especially if you try to finish the bowl in record time.

*After packing the bowl*
Guy 1: "Aye bro, you tryna play some hot potato with this one?"

Guy 2, already stoned: "Yes."

by peepeepoopooman February 8, 2020

mr potato nose

When a dude takes a shit as big as a potato and proceeds to put it on his nose, thereby being a Mr. Potato Nose.

"Dude you should have seen what Jackson did! He shit himself and put it on his face! He's gonna look like such a mr potato nose!"

by fantasychick1 May 29, 2020