Eden Pound

Eden Pound is a stereotypical neek that has a fetish for getting dicked down consistently 3 times a week

Yo Brian i heard you did an Eden Pound last week

by FaultySpork December 14, 2023

dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube

Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!

by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017

25 pounds of m&ms

approximately 12,500 m&ms

person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?

by m&m simp November 7, 2021

Grave pound

When you have worms and let someone have anal sex with you.

Went over to my friend's house the other day and he let me do a grave pound on him

by Fredds August 17, 2021

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that calls everyone and everything abusive or inappropriate.

Now that he was elderly, terminally ill, and on a ventilator, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl was going to go to the hosputal and kick his abusive ass. She had finally found the resolve and courage to do it, and she had decided that no matter the cost to anybody else, she would get her respect as the new guard, and the old guard was on it's way out.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

Pillow pounding

Tit wank

Those tits are perfect for pillow pounding.

by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018