Real Person

A person who actually does things society asks of them. Someone who has a job, owns property, or has a pension plan. It doesn't need to encompass one of those, or necessarily any, but they do need to embody some concrete "real" ideal.

Unlike me, a grad student living off loans, my friend has a grown up job and is a real person.

or

I did my own taxes for the first time this year, I'm finally a real person.

by MEGGILY August 5, 2010

person growling

when someone growls from there body like a bear. this is often disturbing and can lead to no friends.

person 1: alan, can you hear a bear growling?
person 2: nnaaah, thats me, im the person growling hunny.
person 1: thats disturbing. im not your friend. by barbabra.

by swedish house mafia m3rt October 18, 2010

The Person Above You

The "person above you" generally refers to the person that posted before you on a website forum.

Dude 1 - Would you date the person above you?

Dude 2 - Totally!

by Jared O August 16, 2008

Menstrual Personality

When a persons (usually a womans) general demeanour is akin to a womans moodiness when menstrating.

Sam has such a menstrual personality! I called her fat as a joke and she FLIPPED OUT

by kaumu May 19, 2009

Corner Person

A corner person is a weird, dorky, socially awkward individual who sits with a bunch of other weird, dorky, socially awkward people in the corner of either a cafeteria, student union or any other public location.

Sometimes you hear them play really loud anime music, play World of Warcraft together, or watch really strange youtube videos.

You should know who this person is.

Why is that corner person playing World of Warcraft in the corner of the Student Union?

by UWECman March 17, 2010

5th Person Joke

When a piece of literature is written in 3rd person, but switches to 2nd person tell a joke, thereby making the joke seem funnier and more realistic

"Bob was having a rough day, like the time you beat up your roommate just because he wouldn't let you have his pretzels."

Reader: HAHAHAHA!!! 5th Person Joke!

by FoboSniped May 11, 2010

Shitty personal best

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.

Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.

by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011