winter penis

The phenomenon where, in colder winter months, vasoconstriction leads to an average of 30% less girth in the male genitalia. This is due to the body trying to conserve heat, thereby shutting down certain blood pathways to stay warm; the penis being one of them...

Guy 1: Polar vortex hit this week, and I swear my dick shrunk like a half inch in diameter. I don't even want to show my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Sounds like a case of Winter Penis

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 3, 2019

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Penis Feeder

Any player in Destiny who spams their super or heavy weapon to kill players in Crucible. Players usually think they are hot shit when doing this and are penis feeding the players they kill.

"Oh no that guy is using Hammer of Sol, you're about to get penis fed."

"He's a Penis Feeder."

by TheDrifter101 December 20, 2019

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penis waggle

penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail

penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it

guy 2: what made it start

guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery

by A PErson called IG November 28, 2012

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Penis erectus

A slang term for vigra

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

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Penis Boppy

The fat area around a man's penis. It can be so fat that his penis appears smaller than it really is due to the fat sucking it inwards. The equivalent to a "fupa" on a female.

I tried to get my freak on with Mike last night, but his penis boppy was so fat he had a hard time screwing me.

by MaryMary90 February 3, 2014

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penis holster

A girl who is sleeps around a lot; easy; loose; whore; skank; slut etc. (insult)

a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick

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OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!

God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.

I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!

by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008

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