phone slap

the act of opening your phone onto someones face.

*smack* wow! your gay, dont phone slap me!

"Dude what happened to your face?"
"Josh phone slapped me this morning"

by Kyle bitch!! November 13, 2007

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith March 13, 2005

cell phone

Savior, Lord, God in heaven, Holy Spirit, the thing that saved me last weekend when i was too drunk to drive.

Thank fucking god i had my cell phone last saturday when my boyfriend fucked my best friend on our couch.

by Alli in wonderland October 13, 2007

Holding the phone

Another way of describing masturbating, both female and male.

Billy whys your hand so wet? Ah was just holding the phone mate?

Yeah its a real tragedy, ever since she broke up she's just been holding hte phone

by Kutey March 21, 2010

Banana Phone

When a male/female pretends that his/her phone is a banana and listens to it ring.

Shelly: " Hey Jackie , can I borrow your banana phone? "
Jackie: " Hail yeah , but I aint sure its got service. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

Trap Phone

A phone that is cheap and doesn't work right.

Person 1: hey what kinda phone is THAT
Person 2: oh this is my trap phone

by TrapPhoneAFEll03 June 24, 2017

Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man

I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.

by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 14, 2010