Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.

"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)

by Larsssson May 23, 2009

Beer Pressure

Knowing that you should be headed home, but stay for just one more...

Bill said he was leaving at midnight, but due to heavy beer pressure, he ended up closing the bar and pissing off his wife.

by T.Ray December 14, 2009

Beer Butt

After a night of drinking, your farts smell more powerful than usual.

Hey man did you just fart? Cause it smells like a sewer.
Yeah sorry bro I have beer butt.

by Novus Astrum February 9, 2015

Beer Shitter

A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.

Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.

by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008

beer nigger

one who brings drinks to others.

1. Hey mike get me a bud. No Iam not your beer nigger! 2. Joe lost the bet so he will be the beer nigger tonight.

by Mike Esposito August 31, 2006

dog beers

Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.

Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."

by justin price January 27, 2007

Dope and Beer

Ammunition, ammo, etc.

Go grab some dope and beer were movin out in 0900

by Cage May 22, 2004