june 2

national beetle juice day (its his birthday that why)

a: its june 2nd you know what that means?
b:NATIONAL BEETLE JUICE DAY YAYYYYY

by smart man with big iq August 27, 2021

bIaS-2

The bIaS-2 is a play on the words bias and the Soviet Heavy tank, the IS-2. Referenced in the game War Thunder, it strikes fear into the hearts of wehraboos and freeaboos alike, penetrating the armor of most tanks you throw at it. With its 122mm cannon and sloped, thick armor made of pure Stalinium, sprinkled with a little bit of Russian Bias , its no surprise that Stalin won WWII with them, just like the T-34.

Me: "So what tank do you want to take out next?"
Friend: "idk maybe something Russian?'
Me: "Maybe... the bIaS-2?!"
Friend: "Hell yeah!"
*proceeds to win the game as MVP*

by IS-2 Heavy Tank July 14, 2018

MARCH 2

National Eat a Bitch out day

Tia: Bae, U tryna eat me out
Jay: Maybe, Y
Tia: Cause its March 2 eat a bitch out day

by aaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss March 2, 2022

agust 2

this day is mark lee day, so if you have your birthday on this day, be happy cause u were born on mark day.

“my bday is agust 2nd”
“omg mark lee day”

by czenniesDNI July 31, 2021

November 2

Beat anyone with their first name beginning with 'C'.

Me: Do you know what day it is today?
Carl: No
Me: November 2
Carl: Oh no

by Not_Leo November 1, 2021

2% Milk

A girl with a small chest, generally A cup or smaller.

Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha

by PopplerPopper January 1, 2021

2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010