one upper

A person that "knows" about everything. This person has done everything you wish you had. If you saw it on television last night, he did it for a family vacation 2 years ago.
JON: I had the best BBQ Chicken last night.

ONE UPPER: Ya, I have the best bbq sauce recipe ever. I won an award for it at the fair a couple of years ago.
by Waggs January 18, 2007
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one ups

A derivitive of the term "big ups"
(noun) origin - Jamaican 1980s. singular and plural.
1. An expression of support or encouragement.
2. An expression of remembrance.
"Donald gave Mike one ups on a good play"
by Bilbo Bigguns March 17, 2010
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one upper

Someone who needs to be better than you because of there insecurities. No matter what you say about anything they will top it.
Say Alec the great tells a story about saving one little panda cub from a three alarm house fire. Dominguez the "one upper" will then tell a story about how he saved Panda's from dying from extinction.
by jordanski April 07, 2008
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one eye

Hey, suck a one eye!
by Sam Jones July 07, 2003
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smart one

Someone who thinks they know everything but knows nothing.A polite way of calling someone a smartass around proper people or company.
Johnny, you are such a smart one. Or ....Nice going smart one.
by swissmocha April 01, 2005
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One and Done

To sleep with someone once and that's it. Usually done to someone you're just not that into or has 2+ brat kids you can't afford or don't want to take care of. A one night stand, same as "hit it and quit it" and "fuck and chuck." Named after the NBA rule.
George Clooney and John Mayer are famous one and doner's.

Ted:"Man I wish I could go out tonight and pick up some strange but the wife is up waiting with the kids."

Bill:"Screw all the drama, taking care of kids, expense and sexual monotony a relationship is..I'm a one and done kind of guy!"
by T0mmyd October 17, 2013
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One-itis

When a guy devolopes infatuation with a girl he is not involved with, or maybe just a friend thinking he is in love with that girl
I love that girl, i think she is the most beutiful girl in the world. She is funny, loving and I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, to bad she doesn't know me...
by lucid March 03, 2005
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