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Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021
mugGet the Brazilian War Condommug.

condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.
Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!
by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016
mugGet the condom dressmug.

condoms

kid nappers during sex
i was using condoms in my ass
by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022
mugGet the condomsmug.

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.
Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.
by nomorehome October 21, 2008
mugGet the condom racemug.

Condom

What broke when u parents had u
Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 18, 2020
mugGet the Condommug.

Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
mugGet the Condomeeringmug.

kfc condom

When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex
I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom
by Enzobenzomenzo December 22, 2023
mugGet the kfc condommug.

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