Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.

Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.

Dairy Mouse by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

Moist Mouse by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024

mental mouse 

When someone has a paranoia that there are mice under their bed and/or furniture and actually only has the mice but can't handle the stress of it, one gets a **mental mouse** in his/her head when in schizophrenic episodes.

Person 1; Dan got so paranoid, he thinks he has mice under his bed.
Person 2: Yeah he has got a mental mouse going on there.

mental mouse by v_e_x_e_d_ October 24, 2024

Field Mouse 

The small, hick town equivalent of a hood rat.

I lock it up because of the hood rat, well we ain’t got no hood so, field mouse I guess.

Field Mouse by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024

Milkey Mouse 

When you get edged by a person dressed as a professional furry in a specific theme park

Be careful not to ask Pluto to give you a Milkey Mouse, you might get an unexpected suprise.

Milkey Mouse by Miller.io December 7, 2024

Mickey Mouse championship 

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

Mickey Mouse championship by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024

Mickey Mouse championship 

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

Mickey Mouse championship by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024