by Bailey_unearth March 31, 2014
An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.
Otherwise known as a "Simone".
Otherwise known as a "Simone".
Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!
Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.
Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.
by Nutritionfacts July 28, 2009
The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)
1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.
2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.
2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"
"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"
"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"
"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"
"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"
"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
by knight_sliver August 10, 2014
A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.
Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"
Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."
Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."
Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
by crazygirl! June 20, 2009
Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.
by Sleezy D-Wreck December 22, 2011
a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke
by ftfyghunjinhbygvutfcrdyfvgybhk June 02, 2020
John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"
by Jewbacabra September 29, 2015