meat bat

A large, floppy dong.

"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)

by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005

YA DA DA MEAN?

ya da da mean in english is you know what i mean.

sd: ya da da mean
me: what?
sd: ya da
me: huh?
sd: you. know. what. i. mean.
me: oh...
sd: ya da da mean

by thizhead May 13, 2005

meat

1) Muscle used for food.
2) A phallus.

1) That meat sure looks appetizing!
2) That meat sure looks appetizing!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Epic Meal Time

A combination of the worlds finest foods (bacon,chocolate,burgers,cheese,and bacon slices) with the worlds finest booze (Jack Daniels) and the endless creations those can bring in one amazing video which will never cease to amaze and tantalize you're taste buds. Bringing never ending bacon slices and shot after shot of JD's to you're hater dreams.

Harley:Here in Epic Meal Time we're bringing you more Bacon slices and Jack Daniels. Enough to change the game. Whatchu know about breakfast haterz?

by Loganepicmealfan September 24, 2011

meat sauce

Ejaculate. Semen. Jizz.

Rico Suave was eating a pink taco and getting meat sauce all over the place.

by hondo July 19, 2005

beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

Ripped me a new one

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

by Hancockked June 3, 2010