sex master

the master of all sex, there is nothing that the sex master doesnt know

shane is so good at sex he is the sex master

by paddy the great May 28, 2011

jizz master

someone who takes great delight in ejaculating his semen in urban areas such as built up towns/cities

Steve Giller was a jizz master because he spread his load in alot of places.

by Stu January 6, 2004

Puppet Master

Puppet Master - Someone who intentionally acts like he's retarded and/or doesn't know something to troll another.

PuppetMastering - The art of being an idiot to make someone else look stupid.

"Hey man lets play some CoD dude."
"What's that?"
"ಠ_ಠ"
"Dude, I'm PuppetMastering you right now."
"Your not a Puppet Master, you're just an idiot."

"tell your internet to stop PuppetMastering, you Wifi-using fuck"

by HupCapNinja - Puppet Master May 16, 2014

Master Race

Mainly used on bungie.net's The Flood forum, master race is used when, for example, a person is talking about how they love turkey sandwiches. Someone will say how something is better by using the term Master Race.

User 1: I love turkey sandwiches!

User 2: No, Ham Master Race!

by gregzillur August 20, 2011

master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004

Master of puppets

End of passion play, crumbling away
I’m your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death’s construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You’re dedicated to
How I’m killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master

Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You’re dedicated to
How I’m killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master

Master, master
Where’s the dreams that I’ve been after?
Master, master
You promised only lies
Laughter, laughter
All I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at my cries

Fix me

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 17, 2020

notepad master

A skid or scriptkitty or 11-year-old who exclusively teaches people how to copy n paste "codes" into notepad and knows nothing else.
Skills of the notepader:
- copy & paste
- getting their mom to accidentally shut-down their computer
- not having a microphone and typing into notepad to explain shit on youtube
- being an idiot

omg you are such a notepad master you have the power of notepad at your fingertips you totally tricked your mom into accidentally shutting down her computer you are such a haxr i frigging supscribe

by Inivikan October 5, 2015